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You Are The Dead: mr-no-bananas-or-cheesecake: endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a...

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mr-no-bananas-or-cheesecake:

endofunctor:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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