"His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."

50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)

People are aroused by this?

(via hermione-ganja)

Has the author actually ever had sex?

(via historicalslut)

Is this for real?

(via democracyoftouch)

^

(via likethewater)

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