i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
Reblogging this, for example, is more important important than tweeting it.
(Source: stupiddmol)