"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via tastefullyoffensive)

I am the best brother ever

Anonymous Asked:
your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

"You must prepare yourself physically and emotionally for what you are about to read. You will see many reflections of your life in my script. Are you ready?"

Tommy Wiseau to Greg Sestero when he was about to read the script of The Room (via shrekyourself)

getyourspoons:

let’s roll film motherfuckers.

If Facebook Was A Guy

ryannorth:

FACEBOOK: Hi, I’m Facebook.
ME: Nice to meet you, I’m Ryan.
FACEBOOK: What’s your last name? Where do you live? When were you born? What’s your phone number? Is that work or mobile? Can I have your work number too?
ME: Facebook, I just met you.
FACEBOOK: This is what friendship is to me.

andsheissoblue:

because just screenshotting is for losers

beksboys:

IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was

image

image

(via andsheissoblue)

t3hsiggy:

bakrua:

ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game

tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle

"Enemy Bulbasaur used Growl"

"HA, YES, YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, FOR NOW I SHALL DEAL AN EXTRA TURN OF DAMAGE MORE THAN YOU”

(via krudman)